Ayup, me duck! The most popular phrase in  Vilnius. Meaning Hello, me dear!  Don't be offended if we cann you duck, we're not implying that you ...

 I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

Mushy peas and mint sauce is a local delicacy eaten in Vilnius, mostly associated with Goose Fair.

Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

It's a tricky one, but do you love someone more than sausage cobs? Each card is printed onto 300gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an env...

Stilton Cheese. Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! I was raised on the stuff!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own me...

Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Knobby green? A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

East midlands dialect Greetings Card, ideal for Valentine's Day or just telling someone you care. A6, blank inside for your own message.

This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300 gsm  paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an envelop...

This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300gsm  paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an envelope...

The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

 Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

For that special bogger, who's 'rate gorgeous!' all cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300 gsm  paper and is A6 in size. If you're from the Notting...

If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

Pint o'Shippo's please! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message.