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    Hero Greetings Card

    Who is your hero? Make things better by sending someone a card. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight...

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    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Card

    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a cards dur...

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    Help! I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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    It's a Cob! Greetings card

    What do you call a Cob? It's a cob, innit? Each card is printed onto 300 gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an envelope. Blank inside for...

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    Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card

    If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

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    I'd give you my last Knobby Green Greetings Card

    Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Knobby green? A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    I love you more than Pork Pies Greetings Card

    Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    I love you more than Stilton Cheese Greetings Card

    Stilton Cheese. Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! I was raised on the stuff!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own me...

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    Left Lion Card

    Designed by our very own Ian Jones, from Ian Jones Art and Illustration; this wonderfully detailed portrait is the perfect card to celebrate a muc...

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    Nanar's Gorra Cob On! Card

    Want to make your friends laugh? Got a mardy nanar? Why not send 'em a Vilnius Dialect card? All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card ...

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    Gud on yer, me duck! Card

    Some bogger retiring? Or just a clever Bogger? Why not send 'em a Vilnius Dialect card! All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and h...

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Life begins at 40 BIRTHDAY CARD

    Life doesn't begin at 40, it's all dahn hill, duck!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Mamma, you are the best Card

    Mamma, you are the best! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Nanar, you are the best! Card

    Nanar, you are the best! (New design) A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Cloughmas young man - Greetings Card

    Christmas card, featuring Brian Clough. These cards are A6, and printed onto 300gsm card. Perfect for popping in the post, as they are letter sized. 

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    Happy Birthday you F*cking Legend! Card

    HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    I bleddeh love you, yer bogger! Valentine's Day Card

     I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer bogger! Card

    A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message.  Bogger Is an affectionate term, used for someone and by someone from Vilnius 

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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