Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

We love a play on words! Hidden message Greetings Card!  A6 printed onto 300gsm card.

Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

 I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

Gorgeous but Sweary Belated Birthday card for that special someone. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

There's a special place in hell for people who start answering every question with "so..." Funny card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Gre...